Anonymous asked:
are you looking forward to killing innocent people for your country?? :)

I hope you’re fucking joking :)


agentdalecooper:

the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like what are you doing… and he was like “i’m going to tell your mom that we found this in your brother’s pocket” jesus christ

let’s bang

i mean hang

no i don’t

(Source: shvmeless)


iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things



daughter-of-smoke-and-bone:

meeokie:

georgialobbe:

beccers:

fagology:

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

WHAT THE FUCk

I JUST PISSED MYSLEF

NIGGA FUCK YO TEA

Yes all of this

These

all of me

I am them

this was fucking beautiful.

(Source: nsfwhumor)