if u hate christmas spirit u can jingle the fuck out of my life
This is from an Australian condom ad that was banned and it’s kind of great.
this ad aint even banned i saw it on friday night in the movies for the ads in carrie
I hate when your boob itches, like wtf I don’t have time for this bullshit
Luna had decorated her bedroom ceiling with five beautifully painted faces: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Neville. They were not moving as the portraits at Hogwarts moved, but there was a certain magic about them all the same: Harry thought they breathed. What appeared to be fine golden chains wove around the pictures, linking them together, but after examining them for a minute or so, Harry realized that the chains were actually one word, repeated a thousand times in golden ink: friends … friends… friends…”